It is thought the men were victims of a strange and secret craze in the UK media which refuses to illustrate stories about gay marriage with photos that show gay men's faces.
The practice has become so widespread it now has a medical name; cake-topperitis, and is based on an outdated belief that all gay men are in the closet or ashamed of being gay.
It is thought to be related to a similar condition, known for decades, that results in the national press invariably illustrating gay pride events with pictures of gay men "in drag" [disguise].
A source at The Guardian told Fagburn; "They must have asked the photo library for a photo of a gay couple, presuming they'd get one of the usual ones that only shows two mens' hands, but when they got a photo actually showing a real gay couple at a civil partnership ceremony they must have gone into some kind of bat shit crazy blind rage and decided to cut off their heads."
The Guardian's Readers' Editor is unavailable for comment until the new year.
PS The photo above was used by The Guardian online to illustrate the story; Three In Five Voters Back Gay Marriage, New Poll Shows. See below.
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This whole gay marriage "debate" is really starting to FUCK ME OFF!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's not even a fucking debate.
Every reason put forward against can be countered with a minimum of effort and a modicum of intelligence. Not to mention decency and non-cuntiness.
The majority of the population agree marriage inequality is wrong.
Most people DON'T GIVE A FUCKING FUCK ABOUT IT ONE WAY OR THE OTHER and why not, because it doesn't fucking affect anyone else other than us.
The whole thing is driven by politics and the media - and let's not forget that the vast majority of those politicians and those media outlets treated us as no more than vermin deserving of no rights whatsoever not too long ago.
Only now they're using our inequality as either pawns for political maneuvering or typically cynical shit to stir up irrational feeling about those bullying gays demanding equal rights to sell papers in their barely disguised rampant hatred of gay people.
They're all cunts and yet it's their voices that are mostly heard here and it's they who are both blowing this up out of all proportion and trying to influence people to be against something that should be self-evidently the right thing to do.
The "debate" is a myth. The reasons people put forward against are all flimsy, non-existent or even self-contradictory nonsense and on the other side of the coin it's become the biggest fucking issue for gay rights seemingly in the entire western world.
Most of us are fucking poor and we're being fucked over like everyone else, no jobs, no money, full scale attack on the lower classes, the fucking welfare state, the NHS all being screwed over.
NEWS FLASH: gay people are more likely to earn less than straight people and are more likely to be living in poverty.
We'll be fucked over by this government on all fronts before they're done and if they let us marry how many will be able to fucking afford it in the first place???
FUCK THE GAY MARRIAGE "DEBATE"!!!! It's not a debate, it's a fucking no-brainer. There are no valid arguments against it.
The whole fucking thing and the myopic, blinkered focus on this shit non-debate is depressing in the extreme.
FUCK THIS!!!!!!
If you read too much of these papers or take too much note of politics you quickly begin to feel like you're just wading through shit.
ReplyDeleteThick, venal, self-serving, cynical, dangerous, immoral, disgusting shit.
Don't worry, it's just Cameron and Osborne comforting each other.
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