Where's his sack?* Fans of Darren Criss' would love to have him come down their chimney** dressed as his sexy Santa character from the festive Glee calendar
Santa Claus has never been renowned for his sex symbol looks.
But this will surely change after Glee star Darren Criss posed as a topless*** Father Christmas for a jolly festive calender.
The camp**** favourite seemed to be enjoying himself as he posed with a candy cane in hand while standing behind a mystery Christmas gift.
Your actual Daily Mail copy.
Hilarious.
Us perverts will subvert wherever we can.
Decoded below from Mailspeak...
* Testicles.
** Anal sex
*** Breaks the unofficial Mail style guide where men should be described as "shirtless". This helps bring up traffic for Googling gay pervs.
**** Daily Mail code for probably gay.
Update: It later emerged there was some question over where this photo comes from. More when we hear it. Though I'll probably have lost interest by then, to be honest...
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