Just being me is sufficient enough honour for any chap, thank you.
But surely Tom Daley deserved a knighthood - for services to
So how about it next time, Liz?
Come on ma'am, show us you care!
PS "Tom Daley and Liam Payne’s bromance is gathering speed. The diving champ and One Direction star hit it off over the summer after a random Twitter exchange. And they’re fast becoming as inseparable as Lindsey Lohan and her court appearances...."
Rehab, The Daily Star.
Adorable!
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I don't wish to be unkind, and I heartily agree with your sentiments, but from the size of the swimmers in that photo he can't have much to offer down below. I believe he calls the swimmers 'Budgie Smugglers' - perhaps 'Ant Smugglers' might be more appropriate.
ReplyDeleteTom's hands and feet are HUGE!!!
DeleteThe hands and feet thing is a myth, surely?
DeleteThe best way to tell the size of a man's cock is to look at how big his cock is...
I keep suggesting this to our Tom, she never replies. :(
DeleteWhy were you skeptical about Peter Tatchell saying he has sex 5 + times per week? (8th September 2012)
ReplyDeleteCause he's a fantasist?
DeleteI don't even wank five times a week.
DeleteAlso, how can he be fighting the homophobia if he's spending all that time having nook?
ReplyDeleteI see now that all those millions I've donated to his foundation have merely been subsidising a life of debauchery.
I hope you've kept the receipt.
ReplyDeleteAll my charitable donations are of a no-questions-asked cash-in-hand brown paper bag affair. :(
DeleteTalking of which, they should make Tom Daley a Lord, thus rendering tabloid headline writers' jobs even easier than usual when he eventually comes out...
DeleteDame Daley?
ReplyDeleteTom Daley's show is called Splash! ITV1 Saturday 7.15pm
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