Gay Star News: Stupid Bricks

'Lego’s been the ultimate toy around the world for decades but according to a fundamental Christian website it turns children gay. The multi-coloured plastic bricks and mini-figures encourage gender play and promote homosexuality, according to the US website Christwire, which aims to spread "conservative values for an unsaved world".
'The publication slams the iconic Danish invention for introducing minors to "the idea of anal sodomy" as part of dangerous social experiments that began in the 1950s. It goes on to say that the "vulgar, ambidextrous" toy is responsible for opening the door to gay marriage in Denmark.
'It argues that the world-famous dots on the building blocks deliberately mimic the human body and are of a "graphic sexual nature".
'As the toy became popular in the late-1970s, the website states that "children learned that they could attach these plastic people together any way they wanted", adding that "because of the dependence on the backside (the empty space) of the Lego, children were taught that bodies could connect through human backsides."
'It therefore accuses "the once great" Denmark of making gay sex "seem like a pleasant, Danish game.'

Gay Star News.

This was GSN's lead news story yesterday. 
I can't provide a link because this story has now been removed from their website.
Why?
Because the story is a piss-take from a satirical website - Christwire where every story is rather obviously a joke.
But the idiots at Gay Star News thought it was true and didn't bother to check it.
Fuck me, they really are hopeless. 

Thanks to D.