Jedward: So Not Gay

'EUROVISION hopefuls Jedward have put to bed rumours they are gay, insisting: “We get a girl every HOUR.”
The testosterone-charged twins made their shocking boast as they faced Europe’s press ahead of the contest’s opening parade in Azerbaijan last night.

Quizzed over their outlandish stage look, John and Edward shrugged off the suggestion they are into fellas — insisting the public has no idea what really goes on between their sheets.
John revealed: “Me and Edward are straight. You don’t know the stuff we get up to with girls.”
And Edward jumped into the discussion, pointing at his PRIVATES.
He bragged: “Yeah, we got a girl every hour — there are people waiting out there, they are waiting for this!”
However, the Lucan lads, 20, did acknowledge that their wacky style sense has heightened interest in their sexuality.
John said: “I think a lot of people ask this question because we wear crazy outfits and some people who are gay wear crazy outfits but, yeah, we are straight.
“We have loads of girls so sorry to all the guys out there — you are still awesome but no, not this time.”
His brother chipped in: “A big shout out to all the gay fans — you guys rock.'

The Irish Sun.
Thanks for clearing that up, lads. 
Though, as with so much with Jedward, you get the feeling they didn't mean for their "denial" to be taken seriously. 
I'd quite like them to win Eurovision by the way.
But then I'd also like them to make a twincest video.
Is that just me?