Here Is The News: Sorry

We were sorry to hear about all those bombs in Nasiriyah,
in Kirkuk,
Baghdad.
We were sorry to hear 30 people died, and 200 were injured.
We had an editorial meeting and we thought this was a story.
But then something happened in some place that matters.
We'll try and squeeze something in near the end of the show.
So sorry 'bout that.
So sorry.