Grand National: The First Openly Gay Racehorse

Not much of nancyboy note in today's papers, so - as the country has gone Grand National Crazy!!! - this seemed like a good excuse to resurrect this beautiful thing from The Onion. - an hilarious satire of the vomitorium of banal cliches that the media's treatment of The Gays and The Sports et al all too often descends into.
'Where are the openly gay racehorses?' sounds like an article just waiting to emerge from the brilliant mind of Patrick Smugtwit.
"Imagine if there weren't any black horses!" etc etc.
Maybe The Onion should have got him to contribute some of his piercing insights to the above?