The Wizard Of Oz: Ban This Filth!

• Calls to ban free-market capitalism, the BBC and the internet as thousands of Thatcher-haters rush to buy sick song online.

• BBC plans to screen sick Wizard Of Oz movie at Christmas slammed as "an insult to Christians".

• Sick TV bosses say film - popular with homosexuals, drug addicts - "a much-loved family favourite".

• The Gays claim song Over The Rainbow "a gay anthem", and girl star - aged just 16 - a "gay icon". 

• Dorothy's friends obvious "friends of Dorothy".

• Characters without a heart or a brain branded "an insult to Daily Mail readers".  

• Troubled star, Judy Garland, died aged just 47, after taking "accidental overdose" of 300 sleeping pills.

• Her death led to three-day orgy of destruction and mindless vandalism by militant homosexuals in New York, "the Stonewall Riots".

• Lion played by father of biographer of obscene 60s playwright, Joe Orton, murdered by same-sex "partner" who then took own life. A damning indictment of gay marriage, says bishop.

• Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead lyrics written by Yip Harburg, a known communist.

• "Dong" a slang term for the penis, a sexual organ popular with the gay community.

• Song covered by Klaus Nomi, weirdo German singer who died of the Aids, and cast of pro-gay propaganda kiddies' TV series, Glee.

• The Wizard Of Oz is also popular with junkies who watch while "stoned" on deadly mind-bending drugs, while listening to Dark Side of The Moon.

• Movie set during America's Great Depression of 30s, loony Lefties blame banks, instability inherent in capitalist system.  

• Experts tell Mail attempts to blame increase in devastating tornadoes on so-called global warming "ludicrous".

• Oz books banned across US for promotion of witchcraft, occult.

• Anarchist behind sick "Maggie death parties" forced to admit Thatcher "wasn't actually a witch".

• Heartless movie-makers forced dwarves to sing and dance, monkeys to fly, dropped house on elderly actress, dyed horse "a different colour".