Fagburn: I Will No Longer Allow This To Happen!

No longer content to stand idly by and suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune I has decided to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them, and so I has started one of those incredibly effective e-petitions on change.org.
Let's stop this kind of thing once and for all!
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