Friday, 12 October 2012

Justin Bieber: Naked Man

JUSTIN Bieber was left distressed after his laptop was stolen at a gig last night.*
The Never Say Never star was on stage in Tacoma, Washington, when a thief raided his tour manager's office, reportedly taking the computer and his camera. 
Hours later an alleged nude picture of Justin emerged on the internet but it is widely thought to be fake. 
The person in the photo has the same tattoo as Justin, a tiny bird on his hip, but his face is not shown, leaving many thinking it could be doctored...

The Sun.

One might also note the penis is uncut, the "tattoo" is in the wrong place, the room doesn't exactly look like the sort of place a multi-millionaire pop star would be staying in, the skintone is somewhat pasty - and the photo's been on the internet for almost a year.
Anyway here's the "uncut" version.
Enjoy!

PS There are endless, hilarious Photoshopped gay porn images of JB on the internet. Some people must have a lot of time on their hands. Thank god.

* The stolen laptop story turned out to be a publicity stunt. 

5 comments:

  1. "One might also note the penis is uncut".

    Circumcision rates in Canada have declined significantly in recent years and are lower than in the USA.

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  2. You are working on the assumption that I haven't seen Justin Bieber's penis.

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  3. Whoever is in that photo must now have the most viewed cock in history after that Michelangelo David dude.

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