Exclusive Fagburn Readers Offer: (x)pensive Underpants

Gay?
Stupid?
More money than sense?
Then you'll love this new range of (x)pensive underpants, available exclusively from Fagburn.
Basically we take two bits of cloth that cost about 40p, then stitch them together so your dong looks big* and charge you £20.
But these underpants aren't just over-priced - they have magic powers, so when you put them on you'll instantly look like one of the hot dudes in the photo and get loads of nook.
Honest.
These (x)pensive undercrackers are 100% sweat shop made by some Chinese women so miserable they keep committing suicide just so YOU can wear some stupid pants no-one will ever see cause you're fugly and stupid. 
Wow!

* Legal disclaimer: Only works if you've got a big dong in the first place.