Thursday 18 October 2012

Attitude Awards: When Rylan Met Gandalf (Possibly)

HYPERACTIVE X Factor wannabe Rylan Clark has bagged a new buddy... GANDALF THE GREY.
Legendary actor Sir Ian McKellen met the Essex “singer” at a gay mag awards bash this week and the pair immediately hit it off.
Lord Of The Rings star Sir Ian told Rylan he was backing him all the way. And after swapping numbers, the stage and screen veteran told him he’ll help him navigate the choppy waters of the showbiz world.

The Sun.

NB This is "according to a source" - often Sun code for we've made this up, and so they may have  just been trying to think of a non-libelous story to link two of the biggest names at the Attitude Awards.
Maybe they did hook up and become bosom buddies, but why couldn't The Sun find a photo of the happy couple together and use that instead of the clumsy montage above?

PS The Sun also report that Tara Palmer-Tomkinson clearly had a good night.


And finally, Stonewall's Ben Summerskill was tweeting repeatedly on the night about Richard Branson giving away an award and Virgin Holidays being co-sponsors.
Good point. But how many of Stonewall's Top 100 Employers are paragons of moral virtue?
The Royal Air Force?
Lovely people...

2 comments:

  1. I hope they had hot sex.
    Sorry to lower the tone but - apparently - McKellen has the most humungously huge dong anyone on Earth has ever seen.

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