Monday, 2 July 2012

Breaking!: Anderson Cooper Is A Big Gay!!!

In a move that has literally sent shockwaves around the world, Anderson Cooper, who is now openly gay, has said he is gay.
The CNN presenter, who everyone knew was gay anyway, but who probably means fuck all to you if you don't live in America, said he was gay in an email to The Daily Beast.
He also "came out" as having grey hair.
CNN viewer Tom Madeupname told Fagburn: "This is a bombshell - who knew! I feel even more devastated than when I heard Ricky Martin likes it up the bum-bum from gentlemen."
The multi-millionaire scion of privilege was unavailable for further comment.
More when we hear it...

5 comments:

  1. Breaking!: Fagburn Opts For The Easy, Cynical Jibe!

    In a move that has literally sent shockwaves around the world, Fagburn has managed to turn something entirely positive into a weak, obvious and cynical joke in a seemingly pointless post possibly written just for the sake of it.
    The journalist usually noted for his sunny and positive outlook on life was available for further comment but didn't really have anything worth saying.
    More of the same when he thinks it up...

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  2. Anderson Cooper? I never did like guys who have no first name but two surnames

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    1. Never trust a man with two first names; Cliff Richard, George Michael, Ricky Martin...

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    2. ...Gore Vidal?

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  3. Does this mean he'll be a decent reporter now?

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