Saturday 28 July 2012

Olympics: Is That It?

Well, if even a miserable old cynic like me enjoyed Danny Boyle's Olympics Opening Ceremony spectacular, it must have had something going for it.
One point though - which I hope doesn't sound too parochial (or like a knee-jerk gay journalist's Dave Spartism).
The ceremony was clearly trying to show what a wonderfully diverse and inclusive place modern Britain has become - particularly the second half.
And it picked as two of a handful of historic moments that made modern Britain, the Suffragettes and Windrush.
So where were we?
It seems incongruous as so much of the soundtrack (Kinks, Queen, Bowie, Frankie...)* hinted at what a queer old place this is.
I may have missed something, but all I saw was a snippet of the "Brookside lesbian kiss".
But this was so brief I doubt hardly anyone would realise what was going on if they didn't know of the fabled "Brookside lesbian kiss". **
[The kissing segment is 1.05 in here. I'd estimate the Brookside bit is two or three seconds long - out of an 80 minute show! If anyone's fast enough to actually time it, please let me know].
There was one other thing, that I'm not too sure about - again it was a blink-and-you'll-miss-it-moment.
As the Queen and James Bond flew over London there was a few fleeting seconds of the scene on the right.
It could just be some men in their best suits drinking Champagne - or is it meant to be a civil partnership?
As with the above was it deliberately brief, and vague - and thus really a quite pointless gesture.
Wouldn't this have been something to go big on, if you wanted to show the world how much this country's changed for the better?

Update: Unfeasibly right-wing Tory MP Aidan Burley calls the ceremony "leftie multicultural crap". Not a patch on Berlin 1936, eh Aidan?

* There was a distant clip of Bowie doing Starman on Top Of The Pops, which you could call a pretty seminal gay moment, but this had no context.

** Postscript: The Guardian online calls the kiss a "Little-noticed 'special statement'" - it's hardly much of a statement if hardly anyone noticed it. I think this was intentional.

9 comments:

  1. Maybe the men are meant to be bankers celebrating their bonuses?
    Britain at its best!!!

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  2. I'm watching it on iplayer.
    Just after they play Relax, there's a clip of Billy Elliott, as Billy looks round to his best mate in a dress.
    Bit like the Brookside kiss, I suppose, in its briefness - but Billy and his cross-dressing friend were deffo hot for each other. :'(

    All the kisses on the screen in that segment were rapidly cut, but the Brookside one did seem slightly quicker - given all the other stuff in the ceremony I seriously doubt this was intentionally done to censor it.
    No man on man lip action yet - I seriously doubt they'll do that. :(

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  3. PSB's West End Girls just started playing halfway through the various nations walking out, haha!
    Is that significant in some way??? o_@

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  4. I may concede Billy Elliot (I didn't notice his "friend" was in it).

    Was also hoping Alan Turing would be Tim Berners-Lee scrensaver (at least), but no...

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  5. They should have included a clip of the scene in the first episode of Queer As Folk, where Aiden Gillan rims Charlie Hunnam.

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  6. prince of snarkness28 July 2012 at 23:16

    i didn't watch...which makes me waaay more unpatriotic than your sellout ass. haha.
    i gather our americans friends not so keen. earlier bits certainly read a bit twee..and mr bean???
    however, that YOU fagburn -- the gay victor meldrew [err?!] -- found it enjoyable is indeed high praise... or possibly the inauguration of the End Times.

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  7. No gay content? I went to the first and second round auditions. We were heavily represented in the cast :-)

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