Hit Factory Live: Dead!

And the cancellation had nothing to do with piss-poor ticket sales, obvs.
Every single possible puntastic gag has already been wrung out of this on Twitter.
All I'll say is that so many queens are so angry and upset about this, it could end up like the day they buried Judy Garland - if you know what I mean...

• Thanks to Darren for the poignant photo.