Fagburn can't begin to describe his excitement at this weekend's Diamond Jubilee celebrations.
Today we are holding a street party outside Fagburn Towers where we will feast on bunting and ambient sausage rolls.
I'm also loving the Mail Online who have run over 60 Royal stories in the past 24 hours.
Tomorrow it's off to London to watch a massive watery pageant featuring some boats and a mere 13,000 police officers and security dudes to protect Lil from her adoring subjects.
On Monday it's the the concert at Buckingham Palace starring Shirley Bassey, Sir Elton of John, Dame Cliff Richard, Gary Barlow CBBC and so many more of today's tip-top musical entertainers.
Rumour has it the night will climax with Queen Elizabeth ripping off her mask and finally revealing her real shape-changing reptilian self as thousands cheer.
You have brought so much joy to members of this country's stupid community, ma'am.
May you reign for sixty more anti-democratic years!
PS Peter Tatchell says she has done nowt for The Gays. Fair point - though she has given rather a lot of them jobs.
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