Monday 24 September 2012

Gay Star News: Meaningless Award Winner


The worst gay news website in the world - Gay Star News - thanks its billions of followers after Tris Reid-Smith wins an award in the totally made-up and meaningless "National Diversity Awards".
Wow - that's prestigious.
(I think you basically get an award if you're rich and stupid enough to book a table at £100 a head - I guess Tris's daddy paid). 
See some people thrill at the magical talents of Tristram on this video - without pointing out they're slave-labour interns, or - oops - his boyfriend.
It can only be onwards and upwards for this now "award-winning" drivel machine.
Posted by Fagburn at 12:25:00
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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous24 September 2012 at 13:56

    If there was a national drivel award Fagburn would win hands down.

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  2. Anonymous24 September 2012 at 16:36

    actually the public nominate and all nominees got two free tickets- bitter much?

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  3. Anonymous24 September 2012 at 17:59

    haha.. yes, incredibly cringey vid.. oh but you do risk coming across as a bitter PLEB banging on about class all the effin time.. it's all a bit ken fuckin loach this prolier than though schtick - you secretly a posh poof, richard?

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    1. Fagburn24 September 2012 at 19:04

      I'm from good working class stock.
      In strict Marxist terms, my parents were "intermediate strata" - worked in the public sector and that.
      I am currently the poorest gay man in Britain, and hope this blog will inevitably spark the class war which this country so sorely needs.

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    2. Anonymous24 September 2012 at 21:39

      Sorry, brother Fagburn…it's just, wat wit u writin articles for posh newspapers what don't have tits, and fancy books n'all, y'know…

      Being a member of the lumpenproletariat i' could never even aspire to "good working class stock" let alone that big fancy term but i dof my cap to you all the same for allowing my oily underclass arse a hearing.

      You sir, are a skolar and a gentleman and the salt of the earf and no mistake c'or blimey so it is lummy.

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  4. Fagburn24 September 2012 at 17:59

    That's right, I am extremely bitter about not winning an award I couldn't be considered for and no-one cares about.
    Boo-hoo.
    Poor me!

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  5. Angela Sarah25 September 2012 at 00:01

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tah19mjc1qmgw79.jpg

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  6. Anonymous25 September 2012 at 05:34

    That video's hilariously awful - like something out of North Korea!

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  7. Mikey25 September 2012 at 21:16

    Aren't all awards "made-up"?

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    1. Fagburn25 September 2012 at 21:37

      Most "awards" in the media - straight or gay - are totally made-up and are based on whatever PAs/Stars they're trying to get on the good side of, yes.
      It's a running joke if you ask journalists about how anyone "voting" (usually about 12 people) has been ignored...

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