Ricky Martin: Glad To Be Che

I see in The Advocate that Latino lover bumboy Ricky Martin is going to play Che Guevara in Evita on Broadway.
Surely Ricky's now fulfilled the textbook career trajectory for today's modern gay Pop star?

1. Enjoy massive success while staying in the closet.
2. Only come out when your star's on the wane.
3. Enjoy brief flurry of renewed media interest.
4. Release "This is the real me" lacklustre solo album to widespread indifference.
5. Join a West End/Broadway/touring musical... *

Bien hecho, señor!

* Becoming a gay dad optional.