It's always pleasing when I see there's been a surge in traffic to Fagburn and realise it's not from people drawn to my brilliant cutting-edge political analysis, but who were just looking for mucky photos of One Direction, Jedward or Tom Daley.
Makes it all worthwhile.
So here's Zayn from One Direction checking out Louis's packet.
I would say Louis "will never marry", but I've heard they might be making that legal soon.
They're number one in the US, you know, which means this is "technically" news.
Enjoy!
Update: Mirror headline Thursday;
'1D’s Louis goes out with his girlfriend, which should prove that he’s not gay and secretly going out with Harry'
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Sadly, he's not - ACTUALLY - "checking out" Louis's package. His hand touches his knob-box and it surprises him. :(
ReplyDeletePhwooorrrr.
ReplyDelete^^^ Pls don't spoil the magic, BK.
ReplyDeleteEveryone focusing on Zayn and Louis will have failed to notice that Harry Styles appears to be rubbing his knee - LASCIVIOUSLY - against The One With The Blonde Hair's knee and saying something undoubtedly filthy in what appears to be a paroxysm of libidinous ecstasy.
ReplyDeleteHarry is clearly ejaculating hot jizz into Louis's bumbum...
ReplyDeleteSpunk ahoy!!!!!!!
DeleteI wonder how difficult it is for a gay person in that position to get laid? If there isn't any in-band bum action, that is.
ReplyDeleteObviously, the "handlers" do everything they can to keep a lid on it and not jeapordise the money, so do they erm facilitate some bum action for the band member(s) themselves or is it more likely that he'll have to live a celibate and loveless life until the band splits up and he comes out. ;(
Do you mean the "handlers" "handle" the lovable scamps?
ReplyDeleteHaha, no I was thinking about Hollywood, where I think in the past the studios would arrange things for their stars so that they could "indulge" in whatever they wanted that the studios didn't want out in the open. So, in terms of gay actors they'd initiate parties and so on with other closeted gay actors or up and coming gay actors who wanted a erm leg up would hook up with the more established gay star etc.
DeletePrivate parties and so on, with other closeted gay celebrities and people who had an interest in staying quiet about what they saw etc.
I think that happens, though I may have imagined it... o_O