The Gay Media: Mission Impossible

Good evening gentlemen of the gay media,

Your mission - should you choose to accept it - is to reprint any old crap you Googled and saw on The Sun and the Daily Mail's website without even bothering to question or check its veracity.
Remember - reprinting lies is your main mission.
Press releases are also a great source of entertaining fictions. 
Right-wing hegemony and institutional stupidity must be defended at all times.
It's what keeps the world going round.
Avoid trying to search out the truth - this is not a journalist's job.
And let it never cross your mind; "Why is this lying bastard lying to me?"

Cause if you read it in a paper or heard a politician say it, it's gotta be true - right?

Don't worry no-one will question you, either, they'll just say; "But I read it on a gay website."
Your job is to be a servant of power.
Thank you for helping to keep the world fucked off its axis.

This blog will self-destruct in five seconds.