"Well, statistically speaking, one probably is [gay].
"It's
crazy with a market like that because 100 percent is young women. And
they fantasize about these guys, and then you have the record label and
everyone grooming you to make sure that you don't even mention you have a
girlfriend.
"So screw the fact that you're gonna come out as
being gay. It ruins their whole business plan."
Lance Bass, the gayer that was in 'N Sync, on One Direction via E! Online.
Maybe.
Probably Louis - she reeks of gay.
Be nice if it was Niall, though.
Anyway, whatever, Fagburn remembers everyone obsessing over which member of Take That was gay, back in the day, and it turns out none of them were.
Statistically speaking, it's far more likely that a boyband's manager's gay, eh Lance?
PS Not much going on at the mo, as you may have David Guest.
Update2: E! Online's Twitter account was hacked on Saturday and the above in-no-way childish and homophobic message was sent out to its 5.2 million followers.
Legend has it that it drove the girls wild when the (gay) manager had two members of the Bay City Rollers kiss on stage...
ReplyDelete"At least if he's got him no other girl has."
Poor Tam. :(
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