One Direction: Zayn Slams Rumours!

One Direction fans have long fantasised the duo are more than just friends, referring to them as Larry Stylinson.

Recently reports suggested Harry, 21, and Louis, 23, had fallen out and now travel separately.

But ex-Directioner Zayn leapt to their defence.

The Bradford boy, 22, said: “There’s no secret relationships going on with any of the band members.

“They won’t put their arms around each other as they’re conscious of this thing, which is not even true.

"It’s just the way the fans are. They’re so passionate, and once they get their head around an idea, that’s the way it is. If it wasn’t for that passion, like, almost obsession, then we wouldn’t have the success that we had.”

Daily Star. 

 

Erm, he's clearly not SLAMMING the rumours, is he, silly? 

 

Rather, he just sounds rather bored by it all.

 

Here's the gripping Fader interview with some saucy pics!

Liam Payne: 9/11

How exciting.

Fingers crossed he says he really loves his gay fans, eh?

PS Media Week interview, Mike Buckley, managing director of Attitude. Could a documentary be in the works?!! It'd be like a real life Ugly Betty!

Big Gay Baby: Dear Liam Of One Direction

Our newest columnist writes an open letter to Liam Payne about accusations that he is homophobic, after comments he made at a One Direction concert.

Dear Liam,

I was One Direction's biggest gay baby fan - until I heard about your hate-filled anti-gay rant yesterday!

At a concert - probably in NUREMBERG - you said this!

“This is my favourite song off the last album, and it is about trying to find that number one woman of your life… which none of you can relate to, because most of you are girls. 

“Except for the boys in here, you know what I’m talking about."

I literally cannot believe you said this!!!

HATERZ!

Why oh why did you not say (perhaps in brackets) that some women like the womens???

Then you addeded insults to injuries by clearly saying that any boy who likes 1D must like the D (ie is a gay). 

I think that's what you meant, could be the opposite, not sure tbh.

Anyway I bet the concert was full of lesbians and straight blokes, Mr Liam PAIN!

Also why did you not mention the transvestite community? 

Or my mate Nigel?

I have long suspected that One Direction were the most homophobic band in the world, now I know it is sadly true. 

So this morning I burnt all my One Direction CDs and posters and did a big poo in my nappy.

BOYCOTT LIAM! 

BAN JOKES!!

You are dead to me now.

your ex-fan

Big Gay Cry Baby (Now #TeamZayn)

Zayne: Puppy Love

Phwoar etc.

Research: Musical Taste

Click to enlarge.

Compiled by YouGov from their profiles data.

If you haven't grasped it, these are the acts that queens are more likely to say they love than straight dudes do.

You can find - and come up with - all kinds of fascinating and funny 'People like this tend to like this...' etc stuff by fiddling around on their website.

Here, by way of example, is what happens if you ask what are 'Gay Times readers' like?

Attitude: That Hot 100 In Full!

YOU wouldn’t think it from the screaming fans, but it looks like ONE DIRECTION are losing their charm.

The lads have plummeted in gay mag Attitude’s poll of the 100 sexiest celeb men.

HARRY STYLES crashes to No83 in this year’s Hot 100, from 26 last year, whileLOUIS TOMLINSON falls to 85 from 65 and NIALL HORAN from 47 to 87.But it is a different story for LIAM PAYNE, who must be smug that he has soared from 39 to third, just behind Magic Mike star CHANNING TATUM and Aussie bobsledder SIMON DUNN, who tops the poll.

So it looks like the band has a new Romeo. Sorry, Harry...

Attitude’s Hot 100 2015

1. Simon Dunn

2. Channing Tatum

3. Liam Payne

4. Tom Daley

5. Chris Evans

The Sun.

Anyone who works on gay or women's magazines will tell you these HOT!!! 100 polls - phwoar etc - are completely bogus, and usually depending on who the journo's currently wanking over or who the mag want an interview with (Or same).

I mean Simon Dunn, 'the world's first out bobsleigher'??? FS.

The Sunday Times Rich List: Going Up

Good news!

The super-rich have apparently doubled their wealth since 2009.

Who says the Conservative-led coalition government wasn't doing its job?

Last week we learnt  'Sir Elton John is again the highest-ranked celebrity in the Giving List, donating just under £24.1m — or 8.9% of his overall wealth — to charity last year, the bulk of it to his Aids Foundations in the UK and America.'

They also note One Direction gave a whopping 1% of their dosh to charity.

Though the Sunday Telegraph strike a note of caution; some multi-millionaires may be using charitable donations to save on paying tax.

Hmm...

Zayn: Quits!

But who will now be the token non-white guy on Attitude's annual World's Sexiest Dude list?

PS Mirror Online are currently running 20-30 stories a day about this national tragedy.

One Direction: Reveal Their Man Crushes

‘David Beckham is just a cool, cool guy but I saw Noam Chomsky on Democracy Now! and he just speaks so incredibly. I look up to him he’s cool,’ said Louis Tomlinson.

‘Jimmy Savile was pretty sick and he’s a really nice fella too,’ added Irish bandmate Niall Horan.

While Zayn Malik said he didn't have a 'crush' on him, he really 'appreciates' Jake Gyllenhaal's 'power-bottoming' in 'that film about the gay cowboys'.

The 1D members revealed their crushes in a show of support to the London Lesbian & Gay Switchboard, hoping to help those struggling to come to terms with their sexuality.

‘Just be yourself,' Malik said. 'If that’s who you are, that’s who you are and don’t be afraid to be the person that you are.’

'And if not, be someone else. Meh. Whatever. Who cares?'

Pink Star News.

• The London Lesbian & Gay Switchboard provides free and confidential support and information to the LGBTI community.

Even though, in the age of the internet, they probably now get about three phone calls a week.

Other gay organisations more deserving of your donations and funding are available.

Harry Styles: Don't Worry Ladies

MY theory that most of us are at least a little bit bisexual is proving to be true in the world of celebrity.

Even notorious lady lover HARRY STYLES, who I’ve seen pull women in a blink of an eye, seems to want to jump on board.

That’s why today marks the inaugural journey of Bizarre’s Bi Bus.

We’ll take it for a ride each time yet another star wants to tell us they’re not only interested in the opposite sex.

Already on board are JESSIE J, DUNCAN JAMES, MEGAN FOX, TOM HARDY, MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, MEL B, LINDSAY LOHAN and CARA DELEVINGNE.

Now the ONE DIRECTION heart-throb is making yet another bid to get a ticket...

Harry knows exactly what he’s doing – but don’t worry ladies, he’s definitely just teasing.

Dan Wooton, The Sun.

Think there's a certain Viennese doctor who might have beaten you to that theory about bisexuality by a few years, Dan.

But then according to the latest issue of Private Eye, you're rather fond of taking credit for other people's work. 

Bye-bye (bi bi?).

PS Not holding out much hope for today's papers tbh. 

Pink News: What A Difference A Day Makes

Erm, have you ever thought about not just regurgitating stories from the mainstream media without checking them?

Independent: Thinking

The Independent.

Looks more like Louis just wore a t-shirt with the old Apple logo on it, actually.

Unless mind-reading is one of this journalist/intern's many talents.

Update: Pop star completely misreads stupid article...

Understandable, as the media are always insinuating one of 1D is A SECRET GAY!

Then the silly journalist replies - and refuses to acknowledge she made the story up!

You couldn't make it up - except they do, all the fucking time.

Harry Styles: Gay Shock

The pop hunk was chatting with bandmate Liam Payne to ODE about what they look for in prospective girlfriends, and Harry’s response sent the One Direction fan world into meltdown when he claimed gender wasn’t important to him in a relationship.

Liam responded first when pressed by the journalist, saying: “Female… that’s a good trait.”

However, Harry shrugged off Liam’s reply saying: “Not that important.”

Daily Star.

Love him to bits!

And apropos of nothing...

Tweets Of The Week: Liam Payne

Wow as if people think that weird photo going around is actually me lol think id rather tweet a full frontal than have people look at that🙈
— liam (@Real_Liam_Payne) September 21, 2014

I'm 100% not homophobic. But I'm also 100% not gay so when somebody says I am I'm gunna say I'm not which does not make me a homophobe
— liam (@Real_Liam_Payne) September 21, 2014

When fans saw among the weekend's leaked photos a shot of two men naked in bed together, one of whom looked a bit like Liam, some Directioners really let their minds begin to wonder!

But Liam was quick to deny the whole thing on Twitter...

Perez Hilton.

Actually it looks absolutely nothing like him, unless he owns some weird bear costume...

1D Drugs Shame: George Michael To Blame!

For a true indication of how ‘hot’ a life of smoking dope turns out to be, you need look no further than George Michael, another pop star who also once had millions of impressionable children idolising him.

Last week, the 50-year-old was rushed to hospital after collapsing with a mystery illness.

And not for the first time. The past decade of his life has been racked with drug abuse — in 2009, he announced brazenly that he had cut down his cannabis intake from 25 joints a day to seven — and ill health.

He’s had convictions for driving under the influence of drink and drugs, and for lewd behaviour in public lavatories.

What a far cry he is now from the young man who had it all as part of Wham!, a singer adored all over the world, selling more than 25 million records.

George Michael today lives alone in his North London mansion.

True, he has a £105 million fortune, but in middle age he cuts forlorn figure — lost, lonely and unrecognisable from the beautiful young star he once was.

Compare him with his Wham! partner Andrew Ridgeley, who never took to cannabis and now leads a wholesome life with his long-term partner and stepson in a 15th-century castle in Cornwall.

Mail Online.

Wise words, Amanda, wise words...
Though you seem to be really arguing for the magical life-saving powers of being straight and married.

Update: And Tony Parsons - former George Michael court correspondent - joins in in The Sun.

Yes, that's the Tony Parsons who spent his days writing for the NME speeding off his nut.

Daily Star: 1D Harry Fake X-Rated Sex Pic Shame

First edition; 'Harry Styles heaped fresh shame on drugs-scandal boyband One Direction last night. X-rated shots of the 20-yearold hunk in his pants have sparked outrage.'

Second edition; 'One Direction star Harry Styles was furious last night after a fake sex picture appeared on the internet...

'A source close to the band said: "The fans knew immediately this picture wasn't Harry. For a start, the tattoo is not in the right place. Harry and the other lads are sick of all the fake stories and fake pictures...'

Via The Media Blog.

And here's the photo...

Zayn Malik: Welcome To Broken Britain!

Daily Mail.

Fagburn is literally too upset to type.
A line has now been drawn in the sand!
Have we lost our moral compass?
What has become of our troubled youth???
I am literally shaking with rage about this.
But at last we have finally seen the dark side to this so-called 'squeaky clean boy band'.
Well, if this is your country, you are welcome to it.
What next? Free heroin on the NHS?
Daily Mail writers on coke???
I'm going to Spain.
Goodbye!

Your irony cuts no butter here, young lady - Twitter account now suspended!

Zayn, you've let the entire world down...

One Direction: Or You Could Pay Your Taxes

The Sun.

The Sun.

Full disclosure: Fagburn owes HMRC a bit of money at the moment, but hopes to clear up this obvious misunderstanding forthwith.

Tweet Of The Day: Nick Grimshaw

hey 1D fans!!!!! i never mentioned the word "Louis" on my show today so enough with the charming homophobic death threats yeh? 💤💤💤
— nick grimshaw (@grimmers) February 25, 2014

Poor Nick Grimshaw.

The Radio 1 breakfast show host incurred the wrath of One Direction fans when one of his team dared to joke about boybander Louis Tomlinson live on air today, forcing Grimmy to post a Twitter plea begging them to stop trolling him.

During his daily featurette Showquizness, Nick, 29, and his colleagues had to list people who were more annoying than singer Lorde. As you do.

While Nick listed Usher, Joey Essex and (his mate) Kelly Osbourne, his producer Ian Chaloner nominated Louis Tomlinson.

Cue an onslaught of hate tweets...

Mirror Online.

Harry Styles: Closet

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