Liam Payne: 9/11

How exciting.

Fingers crossed he says he really loves his gay fans, eh?

PS Media Week interview, Mike Buckley, managing director of Attitude. Could a documentary be in the works?!! It'd be like a real life Ugly Betty!

Big Gay Baby: Dear Liam Of One Direction

Our newest columnist writes an open letter to Liam Payne about accusations that he is homophobic, after comments he made at a One Direction concert.

Dear Liam,

I was One Direction's biggest gay baby fan - until I heard about your hate-filled anti-gay rant yesterday!

At a concert - probably in NUREMBERG - you said this!

“This is my favourite song off the last album, and it is about trying to find that number one woman of your life… which none of you can relate to, because most of you are girls. 

“Except for the boys in here, you know what I’m talking about."

I literally cannot believe you said this!!!

HATERZ!

Why oh why did you not say (perhaps in brackets) that some women like the womens???

Then you addeded insults to injuries by clearly saying that any boy who likes 1D must like the D (ie is a gay). 

I think that's what you meant, could be the opposite, not sure tbh.

Anyway I bet the concert was full of lesbians and straight blokes, Mr Liam PAIN!

Also why did you not mention the transvestite community? 

Or my mate Nigel?

I have long suspected that One Direction were the most homophobic band in the world, now I know it is sadly true. 

So this morning I burnt all my One Direction CDs and posters and did a big poo in my nappy.

BOYCOTT LIAM! 

BAN JOKES!!

You are dead to me now.

your ex-fan

Big Gay Cry Baby (Now #TeamZayn)

Harry Styles: Gay Shock

The pop hunk was chatting with bandmate Liam Payne to ODE about what they look for in prospective girlfriends, and Harry’s response sent the One Direction fan world into meltdown when he claimed gender wasn’t important to him in a relationship.

Liam responded first when pressed by the journalist, saying: “Female… that’s a good trait.”

However, Harry shrugged off Liam’s reply saying: “Not that important.”

Daily Star.

Love him to bits!

And apropos of nothing...

Tweets Of The Week: Liam Payne

Wow as if people think that weird photo going around is actually me lol think id rather tweet a full frontal than have people look at that🙈
— liam (@Real_Liam_Payne) September 21, 2014

I'm 100% not homophobic. But I'm also 100% not gay so when somebody says I am I'm gunna say I'm not which does not make me a homophobe
— liam (@Real_Liam_Payne) September 21, 2014

When fans saw among the weekend's leaked photos a shot of two men naked in bed together, one of whom looked a bit like Liam, some Directioners really let their minds begin to wonder!

But Liam was quick to deny the whole thing on Twitter...

Perez Hilton.

Actually it looks absolutely nothing like him, unless he owns some weird bear costume...

One Direction: Fan Fury After Liam Tweets He Quite Likes A TV Show!

Liam Payne has defended a tweet to 'Duck Dynasty's' Willie Robertson saying he supports their family values.

The One Direction singer wrote on Twitter: "@williebosshog huge love to you/your family huge respect for your business prosperities and the family values you still all behold. big fan."

Fans were quick to express their anger and the singer responded shortly after insisting he doesn't agree with everything they say.

He wrote: "Being a fan of someones show and the way they still hold a family together doesnt mean i am ok with all they say."

Fans were furious with the initial comment and YouTube personality Tyler Oakley wrote: "Wow. Very confused and disappointed by this @Real_Liam_Payne. This literally changes everything..."

@aurosan added: "Well, we already got our fake apology/explanation from @Real_Liam_Payne. That was fast. Straight people are on fire this week."

Mirror.

Liam is currently Fagburn's favourite member of One Direction. I think he has nice hair. Thanks for asking.

One Direction: Koala!

Daily Mirror - Adorable!

New Year Honours: Knight Daley!

Obviously Fagburn disapproves of the whole honours' system thing - and if her majesty offered me one of her trifles I would turn it down flat.
Just being me is sufficient enough honour for any chap, thank you.
But surely Tom Daley deserved a knighthood - for services to wanking diving and that.
So how about it next time, Liz?
Come on ma'am, show us you care!

PS "Tom Daley and Liam Payne’s bromance is gathering speed. The diving champ and One Direction star hit it off over the summer after a random Twitter exchange. And they’re fast becoming as inseparable as Lindsey Lohan and her court appearances...." 
Rehab, The Daily Star.
Adorable!