Wednesday, 28 May 2014

Zayn Malik: Welcome To Broken Britain!

Daily Mail.

Fagburn is literally too upset to type.
A line has now been drawn in the sand!
Have we lost our moral compass?
What has become of our troubled youth???
I am literally shaking with rage about this.
But at last we have finally seen the dark side to this so-called 'squeaky clean boy band'.
Well, if this is your country, you are welcome to it.
What next? Free heroin on the NHS?
Daily Mail writers on coke???
I'm going to Spain.
Goodbye!

Your irony cuts no butter here, young lady - Twitter account now suspended!
Zayn, you've let the entire world down...

3 comments:

  1. Isn't this perfectly legal now in some US states?
    We're becoming embarrassingly backwards.
    Why is dope "dark" whereas presumably alcohol would just be laddishness?
    And, as you say, most if not all of the Mail's writers are probably on coke or worse half the time.
    Hypocritical cunts.

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  2. Not Russia?!

    Wise chioice

    Adios!

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  3. I notice - the admittedly lovely - Harry Styles has seized the opportunity to consolidate his position as the member of 1D most likely to stab the rest in the back in a desperate bid for post-band super-stardom.
    If she wasn't so hot I'd be furious!!!

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