'Good evening to you.'
Now, you are here today to tell us about how you started the Stonewall riots.
'Yes, I did.'
Was anyone else involved?
'Only Saint Peter of Tatchell as far as I can recall.'
Well done to you both - I have but one further question, everyone now says they were at the Stonewall riots.
'Your point being?'
You are making this up.
'Oops. Rumbled.'
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I was there with drag legend Betty 'Guzzles' Jizz (the Rosa Parks of the gay rights movement) and Alana Tuna (the Malcolm X of the gay rights movement)!
ReplyDeleteGirl, when we heard Judy Finnigan had died we said "ENUFF!", threw a glass and kicked off the modern age of gay.
You were so not there!
DeleteI told you to come on down and you said you were washing your hair.