PInk News: Dear Pot...

The complete lack of self-awareness here is too funny for words or even sentences.

'The Sun isn't the only tabloid to run ridicuolus LGBT stories...'

Pink News: It's Not Unusual

Gay @C4Naked contestant takes the unusual step of previewing the penis of his date https://t.co/wxXon0DoVI

— PinkNews (@PinkNews) August 24, 2016

Oh bless, Pink News have never heard of Grindr etc etc.

Manchester Pride: A Fucking Pink Train

Sadly, Pink News appear to have deleted my comment; 'This is great news for gaytards!'

And one that said it looks like a little girl's toy, which seems a bit censorious.

[A comment from a homophobic Christian nutjob also disappeared into the ether].

It must be soul-destroying having to write about stuff like this when you can't say; 'What a load of pointless, patronising pink shit.'

Update: PN tell me Disqus automatically deletes comments if several people flag it as; 'Horrid man said nasty thing'.

Quiz: Are You Being Served?

 Question: Is this from the Daily Sport or Pink News?

Answer: It's from Pink News!

The phrase 'avoids pussy' is of their own invention - no-one said it, or used the word 'pussy', so why is it in quotation marks?

This is childish, sexist and homophobic trash.

Pathetic.

Pink News: No News

If there is no gay news of interest, take a break, have a sandwich, maybe come back tomorrow, this is just pointless drivel.

Pink News: Unliterate, Moi?

Boxing News: On The Ropes

NIKE has announced it will no longer sponsor Manny Pacquiao after he called homosexuals “worse than animals”.

“It’s common sense,” Pacquiao raved. “Do you see animals mating with the same sex?”

Perhaps not mating, Manny, but my dog Stan has an unusually close relationship with a Mini Schnauzer called Max. They can’t pass each other without a quick sniff of their butts.

Pacquiao issued a feeble apology for his homophobic ravings but the damage is done.

The fighter, who has been a proud champion for the Filipino people, has tarred himself as a small-minded bigot.

What is it with boxing and gay people? First Tyson Fury and now Pacquiao.

Both should be lauded as brave, skilful boxers.

But both are now widely thought of as small-minded idiots who share the prejudices of the Islamic State bigots who throw gays from rooftops.

It is weird that boxing should have this problem – the only sport where half-naked men routinely embrace at the end of a competition.

But the problem is not boxing. The problem is religion.

Both of the boxers who have ranted against homosexuality are committed Christians.

Like Fury before him, Pacquiao reminds us that few human beings are improved by deeply held religious beliefs. 

Tony Parsons, The Sun On Sunday. 

Glad someone pointed out Pacquiao and Fury's homophobia comes from their christianity, and this isn't a boxing thing.

How could it be?

Boxing's almost as gay as diving.

PS Great to see the free speech-hating Pink News has started one of their hysterical, relentless campaigns to have the infidel Pacquiao burnt at the stake (currently filing two (non) stories a day!)

Pink News: Exclusively

Oh, I give up!

So tired of this endless shit...

Tyson Fury: Crime And Punishment

Escapes punishment?

Presumably Pink News thinks anyone who has a stupid opinion about 'gay people' [sic] should be horse-whipped?

Going Viral: The Readers Are Revolting

The gay media love running viral videos like this.

They get hits out of someone else's work.

And it shows they're 'on-trend'!

Even if, like Pink News here, they're linking to something that's been on YouTube for nearly two months.

So what if it's puerile and unfunny (and suggests gay men think the female body is grotesque - and dat's why deyz gayz).

Readers love 'em!

Well, Pink News readers were certainly in rapture over this one.

'Goddamnit! No more! These "articles" are a cancer.' • 'But good clickbait! They are however quite degrading to those involved, with an unfortunate degree of objectification' • 'What's the next video? Gay man has sex with a women. Pink News really has turned into the Daily Mail (they run the same type of social experiments stories ' • 'What is the point of stories like this?' • 'Good grief! Really, what is the point of these ridiculous articles? It's not even comparable to the other article this week about lesbians touching penises. Just childish & pointless.' etc etc.

Blimey.

A few hours later, Pink News posted a mea culpa.

'Are you tired of videos featuring gays and lesbians ‘trying’ things for the first time...' etc.

Pink people power!

Or alternatively, like BuzzFeed LGBT, why not make your own totally spontaneous video where your own writers ask each other questions about bumsex?

With hilarious results!

Update: The Pink News reader who pointed out this is the sort of moronic trash the Daily Mail publish will enjoy Friday's Mail Online...

Pink News: Epic Fail

Pink News has now become its own parody site.

Sake.

Only right-wing people care...

Pink News: News!

Oh my god, this is like the worst thing that's happened EVAH!!!

Pink News: Ch-Ch-Changes

Funny, originally Pink News had a somewhat different take on this story...

'Accused of being gay,' eh...

London Spy: Sun Story Not Reliable Shock

Ofcom says it is yet to launch an investigation – and has received just ONE complaint.
 

Scan from PN.

The Sun and Daily Mail have falsely reported that London Spy is to be investigated says the broadcasting watchdog...
 
Claims that the BBC received thirteen complaints have been rubbished by Ofcom.

The broadcasting watchdog contacted PinkNews to reveal they are yet to launch an investigation – after receiving just a single complaint.

"We’ve received one complaint about London Spy on BBC Two. We will assess this complaint before deciding whether to investigate or not,” an Ofcom spokesman told PinkNews.

Ofcom also clarified that their rules do not discriminate between scenes involving opposite sex and same sex couples...

A Pink News EXCLUSIVE!

Well done Pink News, who, when a tabloid invents an OUTRAGE! after a few people out of millions who watched a programme contacted Ofcom or took to Twitter to complain about some gayers being on TV, usually obediently and unquestioningly repeat such errant nonsense! *

Truly this is an historic day for gay journalism.

PS That's a lovely picture of our Ben, isn't it? Like something by Caravaggio...

Update: The online version of The Sun story has now been 'updated'.

* Type 'Ofcom' into PN's search engine to see these zingers - or on Gay Star News'.

Update: An eagle-eyed viewer has pointed out Pink News did originally just regurgitate the Sun's nonsense story unchallenged as per!

LOL! etc. xxx

Pink News Awards: David Cameron - Straight Ally!

A touching pre-recorded video message from the Tory pig fucker.

Yes, he mentions the fantastic gaymarriage!

He also says Pink News has 'an audience of 10 million people'!

A claim made by founder and former 'dot com millionaire' Ben Cohen on Radio 4's The Media Show yesterday.

(Though bizarrely the video link above that PN links to has yet to reach 100 views).

Ben says he started Pink News in 2005 because; 'I thought that the LGBT media needed something serious, up until that point all of the gay media was really quite seedy, it had adult content, and adult advertising... Pink News has never has had any adult content, anything which wouldn't be mainstream. And that's the reason why today, although we have aound 10 million readers around the world, over 20% of them are straight, they're straight allies...'

As Fagburn believes the younglings say on social media these days; I can't even...

PS You may enjoy this piece by GAY ALLY How Upsetting; Brave Man: Rejecting 'Allyship'.

Stephen Port: J'Accuse

A prominent gay rights campaigner has accused Scotland Yard of failing for over a year to connect the deaths of four young gay men who were drugged and murdered before their bodies were dumped in and around a churchyard in east London.

Peter Tatchell said the force was told 10 months ago about concerns within the gay community over a possible serial killer on the loose – but the police did not appear to have formally linked the deaths until a fourth man was found dead in similar circumstances last month.

Tatchell said he was contacted last December by a friend of one of the victims who was “disturbed” that he had not heard back from police despite raising concerns that the deaths may be linked. “To have three young men found dead in public places in mysterious, unexplained circumstances – all within a mile of each other and within the space of three months – should have triggered alarm bells,” Tatchell said...

The Guardian.

One notes Peter has claimed this today, not when the story broke on Monday, but after Pink News reported yesterday;

PinkNews can disclose that it was first made aware of allegations of a link between a number of the deaths in December 2014, and reporters carried out preliminary investigations over the next month.

The Metropolitan Police confirmed it was treating the deaths as separate incidents with “nothing suspicious” to link them, and was not looking for anyone else in connection with them. After contacting the police at the time, PinkNews took the decision not to print a story about the claims... 

This story was followed-up and reported in the Standard and elsewhere as; 'Mr Kovari’s former flatmate had reportedly contacted Pink News to alert them to the fact that the former artist had been using the dating app Grindr.'

But well done to the normally publicity-shy Saint Peter for informing The Guardian etc about his central role in this tragedy today.

Tatchell adds; 'It is appalling that the police did not alert the gay community last year that a serial killer could be on the loose.'

One may wonder why it seems that Mr Tatchell - a man who will usually send out a press release to announce his every bowel movement - also did not.

As ever, I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation for this.

Pink News: Learn How To Write

Pink News.

A reader writes...

'Also considering the utterly appalling standard of writing on the site how useful can this work experience actually be?'

Pink News: Blue News

Pink News.

Bring-bring bring-bring bring-bring...

'Hello, Pink News.'

'Hiya, Olly St John Stevas from Conservative Central Office here. Wondered if you'd like me to send over some titbits from David Cameron's speech to conference today?'

'Sure. There's some stuff in it about the gays, yes?'

'Yah. David loves the gays these days... mainly to distract attention from him unleashing his unrelenting class war against the poor.'

'!'

'Just joshing! So you'll print it pretty much verbatim as per, yah? No silly quibbling or carping or saying it's a load of hypocritical hooey and pious platitudes.'

'Of course, beats working.'

'When will it go up?'

'Just as soon as I've cut-and-pasted this pointless press release from Peter Tatchell.'

'Great. Ciao!'

'Bye.'

PS Looks like Gay Times got the same press release. [Edit: Clearly nicked off Pink News!]

Update: Oops! There ain't no pleasing some people!

Update2: Forget the hug-a-gay-British-Muslim act, this Tory party is hard right, Dominic Minghella, Independent Voices.

Pink News: Genuflection Or Journalism?

Pink News.

Surely it's only surprising it's taken the inbred leech so long.

What did you expect him to say?

We should all be hunted to death and eaten by hounds?

Strictly: Same-Sex Dancing

Daily Mirror.

Egghead's 'star' CJ de Mooi, no less.

Yes, he's a repeat contestant on the BBC2 tea-time quiz show!

Neither he nor the Mirror have any evidence he was rejected because he said he wanted to dance with another man [The BBC say he was never under consideration].

Though Mooi is boo hoo-hoo crying he's a gayer spurned, it may just possibly be that Eggheads host, Jeremy Vine, was chosen because people have heard of him.

It's not like they've had a cavalcade of queens a-judging and a-dancing or anything.

PS CJ is so well-known Pink News spelt his name wrong [Later corrected, in fact the whole story was rewritten, below is the orginal before they realised it was probably bollocks].

PS Julian Clary wants same-sex couples to compete on Strictly Come Dancing, Mirror. Can't say this is that high on Fagburn's list of priorities. [JC's quotes are lifted from an old interview with OK! btw].