Independent: Thinking

The Independent.

Looks more like Louis just wore a t-shirt with the old Apple logo on it, actually.

Unless mind-reading is one of this journalist/intern's many talents.

Update: Pop star completely misreads stupid article...

Understandable, as the media are always insinuating one of 1D is A SECRET GAY!

Then the silly journalist replies - and refuses to acknowledge she made the story up!

You couldn't make it up - except they do, all the fucking time.

Tom Daley: Calendar Girl

Wrong on so many levels...

Naked Men: Most Viewed

Daily Telegraph.

Only a very, very, very straight man - the writer is a former editor of Loaded - could make such a hilariously clueless and naive statement.

The fact that this is currently the most viewed story on the Telegraph online suggests there is quite a lot of demand and desire for this.

There are endless websites dedicated to running pictures of Famous Males in various states of undress.

(Though a quick peek at their comments sections shows they are far more popular with gay men, than straight women).

It takes literally seconds to find some celebrity shlong on the internet.

Let's see how I do - gimme five...

Oops!

Update: Queerty give their top 10 leaked male celeb nuddy pix.

Armalite Rifle: A Work Of Art

An American assault rifle manufacturer has drawn the ire of Italy's culture minister after an advertisement depicting Michelangelo's David holding a massive AR-50A1 was published in an Italian newspaper.

The ad is actually a year old -- the company tweeted it on May 15, 2013 -- and part of the company's "work of art" campaign...

The country, which claims the copyright to the statue, is trying to force ArmaLite to remove its ad. 

The director of the Accademia Gallery, where David (sans weapon) is on display, said the ad was both in "bad taste" and "completely illegal."

"The image of David, armed, offends and infringes the law. We will take action against the American company so that it immediately withdraws its (advertising) campaign," Culture Minister Dario Franceschini tweeted (translation per the AFP).

And the Historical Heritage and Fine Arts Board curator Cristina Acidini has issued a "legal notice" to the company demanding that it withdraw the ad.

It's always nice to see America making such positive impressions overseas.

The Wire.

Was this ad featuring a HOT SEXY GAY MILITARY DUDE!!! placed in The Advocate etc etc?!!

Or is that big gun just hiding something?

'The penis isn't a patch on the phallus' - Noted supercool gay academic, Professor Richard Dyer. 

Richard also captioned a gay porn photo of some faux army man; 'The fetishisation of state power.'

Top man.

It was Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni's 539th birthday on Thursday, btw!

PS Actually, this is how you turn the Armalite rifle into a work of your actual art.

Fagburn: Apology Accepted

Fagburn is unwell, but will be back when he feels less mental.

Good day.

x

Kate Middleton: Tits

Interesting to recall how little uproar there was about this pap shot of Prince William with his cock out in 2008.
I've lost count of how many articles the Mail Online has published about those "grotesque" and "sickening" photos of Kate Middleton since yesterday -  15?
Tits beat dong.
Scissors, paper, rock.

PS Don't posh people piss funny? Is that etiquette? 

One Direction: Cockwatch

It's always pleasing when I see there's been a surge in traffic to Fagburn and realise it's not from people drawn to my brilliant cutting-edge political analysis, but who were just looking for mucky photos of One Direction, Jedward or Tom Daley.
Makes it all worthwhile.
So here's Zayn from One Direction checking out Louis's packet.
I would say Louis "will never marry", but I've heard they might be making that legal soon.
They're number one in the US, you know, which means this is "technically" news.
Enjoy!

Update: Mirror headline Thursday; '1D’s Louis goes out with his girlfriend, which should prove that he’s not gay and secretly going out with Harry'

Tom Daley: Colourful Character - Official!

'Colourful character: Diver Tom Daley is a British medal hope for the summer'
The Daily Mail.
'But judging by this video the British gold medal hopeful diver may be preparing an audition for the new series of Britain's Got Talent rather than for the London Olympics.'

Since Tom's video went viral yesteryonks, it is clearly now officially okay to fancy him and be generally perving over his young Olympic-hopeful diving majesty.
Hurrah!

PS Better tell those other bitches I loved you first, though.
I fancied you years ago.

Torchwood: Gay Sex

Complaint

We’ve received complaints from some viewers who feel it is inapproprate to show gay sex in Torchwood.

The BBC's response

"We have strict Editorial Guidelines which govern the content of our programmes, and Torchwood is no exception. These clearly state:

"In all BBC output the portrayal of sex, or the exploration of sexual issues, should be editorially justified and treated with appropriate sensitivity. In post-watershed content, we must be able to justify the frank and realistic portrayal of sex and the exploration of themes and issues which some people might find offensive."
"Captain Jack Harkness is an established character in the series. We felt the content was justified in terms of the context and character and would be within the expectations of regular viewers. We aim to depict relationships whether heterosexual or homosexual in an honest and realistic way. These scenes are not meant to cause offence."

The BBC.

No News: Is Kate Moss News

Fagburn can detect nothing else worth commenting on in today's papers.
So here is a picture of Kate Moss - who's getting married or something.
Well done Kate!
Like all the papers it gives me a - reluctant - opportunity to run a photo of you looking hot.
With - purely by happenchance - Tom Daley.
Sluts.

Things We Learned Today: Top Ten Sex-Related Searches Online

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