Tom Daley: Calendar Girl

Wrong on so many levels...

Russell Tovey: Can't Be Arsed

"You've got to remember that of the millions who watch TV, most people don't give a fuck about your private life or know who you are...

"I love my personal life and having a social life. And I didn't ever want to have to compromise. I could imagine being at this stage now and having skeletons in the closet, and you sitting here going, 'So have you got a girlfriend?' and me saying, 'I've not got a girlfriend at the moment, I've not met the right girl, there's a few people around.' And in my head going, I'm going back home to my boyfriend in five minutes.
"D'you know what I mean? I just can't be arsed with that."

Guardian Weekend magazine.
Highly imaginative cover lines; Acting Out - Russell Tovey playing it straight.

Barely a month seems to go by without another glowing profile of Russell Tovey in the weekend supplements.
Everybody loves Russell!
And why not?
He's adorable; good-looking, talented, very busy work-wise*, and seems utterly charming.
I would.
But how about just for once not talking about his ears, being a big gayer who's a birrova lad, The History Boys, Him N Her, coming out, the acting closet, and ye olde, 'Can gay men act the straights?''
Zzzz...

* What Remains? his latest TV thing, starts tomorrow.

Charity: Chris Mears' Bum For Sale

GT - the magazine formerly known as Gay Times - is selling signed copies of photos from its last Naked issue on ebay.
Obviously I don't approve of this sort of thing, but it's for charity*, innit.
And, you know, Chris Mears.
Oh dear.
Oh dear, oh dear...

* Good for you, but I'm sure there are many gay charities, support organisations etc more in need of money than the THT...

Fagburn: Apology Accepted

Fagburn is unwell, but will be back when he feels less mental.

Good day.

x

One Direction: Cockwatch

It's always pleasing when I see there's been a surge in traffic to Fagburn and realise it's not from people drawn to my brilliant cutting-edge political analysis, but who were just looking for mucky photos of One Direction, Jedward or Tom Daley.
Makes it all worthwhile.
So here's Zayn from One Direction checking out Louis's packet.
I would say Louis "will never marry", but I've heard they might be making that legal soon.
They're number one in the US, you know, which means this is "technically" news.
Enjoy!

Update: Mirror headline Thursday; '1D’s Louis goes out with his girlfriend, which should prove that he’s not gay and secretly going out with Harry'

Tom Daley: Colourful Character - Official!

'Colourful character: Diver Tom Daley is a British medal hope for the summer'
The Daily Mail.
'But judging by this video the British gold medal hopeful diver may be preparing an audition for the new series of Britain's Got Talent rather than for the London Olympics.'

Since Tom's video went viral yesteryonks, it is clearly now officially okay to fancy him and be generally perving over his young Olympic-hopeful diving majesty.
Hurrah!

PS Better tell those other bitches I loved you first, though.
I fancied you years ago.

No News: Is Kate Moss News

Fagburn can detect nothing else worth commenting on in today's papers.
So here is a picture of Kate Moss - who's getting married or something.
Well done Kate!
Like all the papers it gives me a - reluctant - opportunity to run a photo of you looking hot.
With - purely by happenchance - Tom Daley.
Sluts.

Things We Learned Today: Top Ten Sex-Related Searches Online

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