Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Take Your Child To Work: An Apology

Readers of Gay Star Pink News may have got the impression that many of our stories have been written by illiterate 9 year-olds who know felch all about anything - least of all anything about gay politics, culture or history - and are incapable even of re-writing a press release without getting it wrong, or of pasting a story from Google News without completely missing the point. 
It is true.
This was due to a bizarre social engineering experiment called 'Take Your Child To Work'.
We apologise unreservedly, and will continue to do so into the future, hoping you're as thick as we are and won't notice.

Joint statement, issued earlier. 

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