Baftas: Tom Daley Joke Of The Day

Baftas host Graham Norton had the ­audience squirming in their seats last night with a series of gags about recent high-profile celebrity arrests.
The cheeky comedian alluded to the post-Savile scandal by claiming that a dream he’d had about Tom Daley in swimming trunks and a dickie bow was “very recent”.
He added: “We’d better crack on before any of our male celebrities get unavoidably detained."

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