Wednesday 27 October 2010

The Sun: When Celebs Attack!!!

It's all been kicking off in Sunland again!
'DALE 'gay hater' in rant at student'
"EMMERDALE'S Adam Thomas apologised yesterday for making a "queer" jibe at a gay student."
I have no idea who he is either, but judging from his photo "gay hater" Dale looks a bit "gay".
Anyway... "Thomas, 23, snapped after Ricky Platts, 22, approached him in a McDonald's.
Ricky - who is openly gay - went up to say hello after he spotted the actor having a meal there."
"But he says he was stunned when Thomas replied: "Yeah, what about it gay boy?"
Ricky claimed Thomas then started "hopping up and down like a madman" and calling him and a pal - who was in drag - "queers".
Ricky was so shit scared he took out his mobile phone and filmed all this, his misery having been compounded by the fact that Adam Thomas plays a friend of that gay in Emmerdale!
Anyway, Adam Thomas has said he's sorry, so I hope we'll hear no more of this.
'Fan sobs at Boy George's foul rant'
"FOUL-MOUTHED Boy George left a woman in tears after tipping a drink over her because she was chatting during his act at a charity gig."
Luckily someone filmed that on their mobile, too - don't you just love the modern world?
There's a link to a shaky video of it on The Sun's site - and I have to say I can't say I blame George.
And finally... Jim Davidson is interviewed about his next panto.
Although thankfully this reactionary shitbag's celebrity ranking is so low they only put it in The Scottish Sun.
'COMIC Jim Davidson has been branded a right-wing, homophobic racist - surely he can't be that bigoted?''
All together now: Oh yes he is!
Poor Jim hasn't been on the tellybox since 2007 when he called Brian Dowling a "shirtlifter" on Hell's Kitchen.
The case for the defence, Jim? "And anyway, I've been out for dinner with Brian Dowling since that incident.
"Would I have done that if I REALLY was homophobic?"
He's also put famousgaycouple "Colin and Justin" in his new panto.
So there'll obviously be no jokes about them being poofs, there then.
I - literally - cannot fucking wait.

5 comments:

  1. I had to look up which one Adam Thomas was.
    He is the fugly fugly twink one and not the fucking gorgeous fugly Kevin Fletcher, who I've knocked one out over many a time and will now continue to do so unfettered by the knowledge that he's a homophobic twat - which he clearly isn't, it's the other one, the friend of the gayer one.

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  2. Thanks for clearing that up.

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  3. Furthermore, Adam Thomas is the younger brother of Ryan Thomas, who plays Jason Grimshaw in Coronation Street - the brother of Todd Grimshaw (played by Bruno Langley *swoon* ) who was the central character in the greatest coming-out plot in the history of soap opera!
    I've got most of it on VHS somewhere, such was my epic sadness in those days.
    Click on my name to see Todd kissing fugly Tory freakazoid Adam Rickett!
    Bruno Langley left Corrie after the plot had run its course - returned briefly a couple of years ago after putting on about 20 stone and then left again - he's doing panto himself now, I think.
    Actually, it was the Todd coming out story that first introduced the Sean Tully character.
    Sorry, I could go on about this forever...

    Are they supposed to be celebrities in that Jim Davidson panto???
    I recognise cunty himself, of course, and Colin and Justin... but who in God's name are the others!?
    Tragic.
    And to think Jim Davidson used to present a popular snooker-based gameshow on primetime Saturday night television in the 1990's.

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  4. Perhaps they are famous in Scotland...

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  5. I Googled Cat Harvey - and quelle surprise - she is ye olde panto standy, a local radio presenter.
    I'll hazard a guess some of the others are, too.

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