Ed Miliband: It's The Way He Tells 'Em

"I hope you’ve all got your 'Never kissed a Tory' T-shirt'
"There’s a sequel coming out, it’s called 'Never had a Cleggover'.
"Nick Clegg said he’d slept with no more than 30 women. We’ve now got a problem with this T-shirt because he’s screwing the whole country...
"I was supposed to be having dinner with my mum tonight and texted her saying I was going to be at the LGBT dinner. She texted back, 'Why are you at BLT dinner? I’d brought you up to be kosher.' She didn’t quite get the point...
[Harriet Harman said she was given three tips] "‘Get a well-organised campaign, stick to your values and always wear lipstick and heels.’
"The last bit might have gone down better with some people here, but I decided to avoid it."

Ed Miliband quoted in The Mail On Sunday "in an uncharacteristically risque speech designed to appeal to some of Labour’s highest-profile gay supporters last week.
"Despite his nerdy image, Mr Miliband attempted a jokey stand-up comedy routine at the lavish £10,000-a-table equality-themed fundraiser, to the surprise of some guests.
"Labour officials banned the media from witnessing his speech at the champagne ‘Celebration of Equality’ dinner, but The Mail on Sunday has obtained a detailed account of the event from witnesses."
Fagburn thinks a Patrons Table at this year's Celebration of Equality [sic] were a snip at £10,000.