Census 2011: 1-1 To The Man

I sent my census form back, writing on the envelope "I will not take part in this Lockheed Martin, I hate state snoopery."
They sent it back with the "Your census response is required by law" line ringed.
On reflection, I have decided I can't risk a £1,000 fine - but thankfully Peace News have produced the following handy guide;
'How to Fill In Your Census Form without Lockheed Martin Profiting'
"Lots of people are angry that the UK 'Census has, once again, been awarded to blood-soaked arms dealer Lockheed Martin. The following anonymous article sent to PN explains how you can fill in your Census form without benefiting Lockheed Martin or creating funding problems for local authorities..."
Now read on.