Daily Star: Man Has Bum Shock!

A man who was on the X Factor last night has a bum, the Daily Star has exclusively revealed.
The Star has photographic evidence that Sam Callahan has a bum from an image which they saw on Twitter.
It shows "Sam getting his kit off in the latest issue of THE Gay Times. The singer flashes his bum and abs in the cheeky pics."

They also "reveal that Callahan recently took part in a sexy photo shoot for a gay website".
"The handsome 19-year-old posed half-naked [ie not actually naked] for online magazine The Gay UK in June, with just a British flag wrapped around his waist hiding his modesty."
This was a "secret gay photo shoot" - so secret it was published in an online magazine, The Gay UK, in an interview Sam did under his real name promoting his singing career, just like countless other reasonably good-looking aspiring male pop stars regularly do these days.
The Star reassures readers that Sam is NOT GAY, he just likes Kylie and going to the gym.
Phew!
And that is your actual news.