Sunday 24 February 2013

Poll: Everybody's Doing It!

A new poll has shown that 67% of gay journalists will print any old shit about sex, Fagburn can reveal.
In a press release received today a stunning 72% said they didn't bother checking anything before reprinting it.
A further 21% said "Facts shmacts, meh - I've a space to fill."
The poll - conducted by London's Made Up magazine - also showed a whopping 98% of journalists do it ten times a day.
With blokes.
Phwoar!

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