Monday 18 February 2013

Derren Brown: Just An Illusion

The Sun.

This is a Sun "EXCLUSIVE" - ie it's based on a quote they've EXCLUSIVELY lifted from an interview in Gay Times - and taken out of context.
Sorry, apparently the magazine has been rebranded as The Gay Times.
Presumably as it's read by The Gays.
So what's the story?

TELLY illusionist Derren Brown is planning his most mind-blowing trick — turning a straight man GAY.  
The hypnotist also thinks he can use his powers to make a gay man fancy women. 
He hopes his latest stunt will be as big a hit with viewers as last year’s Derren Brown: Apocalypse. Derren, 41, who came out as gay four years ago, said: “I was thinking about this the other day — it would be interesting wouldn’t it? To take a gay guy and make him straight and a straight guy and make him gay.”

Cause The Gays secretly want to turn all straight men gay, so they can do the bumming with them, don't they? 
Except Derren Brown's not planning any such thing, he was just wondering out loud after being asked if it would be possible.
As you were... 

Update: Derren tweeted this in the evening...

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