Marriage: Why?

Divisions over gay marriage could cost the Conservatives enough votes to force them out of power at the next election, a new poll suggests. 

The Daily Telegraph. 

1. Why is the Telegraph the only newspaper that takes these "polls" seriously?

2. Why are these stupid and misleading polls always commissioned by Coalition For Marriage?

3. Why are they always conducted by the joke outfit, ComRes?

4. Why are they always total balls that stand up about as well as a baby giraffe?

PS Today's "We couldn't find any photos of gay men with heads" comes from the Telegraph. Obvs.

Update: The Times also fell for this baloney. Though it has the decency to admit it hasn't checked any actual figures - OOPS! - and quotes... loony Nazi David Burrowes MP!