Club Gay News Star: Today's Top Stories

• A mad homophobic Christian who keeps saying mad homophobic things has said something else mad and homophobic. We're so apolitical this is all we can get angry about.

• Someone a bit famous from off the tellybox has said they like the gays. Fuck, this is exciting.

• An American person we've never heard of has come out as an openly gay gay, who is openly gay. Ditto.

• Aren't foreign people awful? Especially those pesky Arabs, Dan Zionista reports.

• Something boring we read on Google News and couldn't be arsed to check.

• Inspiring YouTube message by gay teen. Cause you can never have enough sentimental crap.

• Gay teen who left inspiring message on YouTube commits suicide. Squish squish.

• Link to hilarious video of hired killers in Afghanistan lipsynching to Call Me Maybe.

•  A man has eaten his poodle cause he thought it was "a bit gay". We read this on the internets.

• We're desperately trying to get advertising, so here's a random plug for how great a shit business is.

• 12% of gay men are gay and like cakes, a press release from a cake company shows.

• We're closing next week...