Fagburn: Shampoo!

There's bum all in the papers today that didn't make my eyes glaze over with boredom.
"Vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie" etc etc.
So go and have fun.
Or tell your boss he's a thieving crook and resign.
And then go and have fun.
Little bit of politics there. 
I'm listening to Shampoo and reading Private Eye.
Good times!