Only The Independent could give such "academic" stupidity any creedence.
WHO CARES????????
Is it really that difficult to fill a newspaper?
What is this media obsession with "gay" animals?
If there are two penguins in a zoo that seem a bit close how does that reduce your chances of getting queerbashed tonight?
I literally don't give a non-flying penguin fuck.
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"If there are two penguins in a zoo that seem a bit close how does that reduce your chances of getting queerbashed tonight?"
ReplyDeleteWell, it's not going to stop anyone getting queer-bashed overnight but pointing out the existence of the gay in other species besides our own does give considerable weight to the argument that it's all, you know, NATURAL, dude.
And that, in the long run, will reduce teh homophobia and the likelihood of being queer-bashed.
Who cares if it's natural.
DeleteLions - as pictured - rip the throats out of other animals - does that mean it's okay if I do?
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Check the Daily Mail comments section though. I couldn't give a toss about homosexual activity in the animal kingdom either - but the prospect of Attenborough commentating on the courtship rituals of lesbian rhino winds up the homophobes beautifully. As with gay marriage, surely this is reason enough to keep pushing the subject?
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Yesterday the online edition of the Independent brought to the attention of the world that emma bunton's dog had been run over.
ReplyDeleteNot as a paragraph in some celebrity dross section, but front page..With photo's and everything.
When people start appealing to the behaviour of non-human animals in an attempt to justify or condemn this or that aspect of human behaviour, I always point to the behaviour of some sorts of spiders, where the female eats (literally) the male after sex and say that nature shows it is plainly every woman's duty to eat any man she has sex with.
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ReplyDeleteYou could have bought the 500lb wall of muscle dog that was going to be destroyed because his owners thought he was gay.
ReplyDeleteYes, I could if I was so stupid I believed everything anyone said.
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