Fagburn: Today's Headlines

Pistorius smashed lover's head in with bat.
So it goes.
Clegg: I DID know about Lord Grope.
So it goes.
One in SIX Britons has no savings.
So it goes.
New farce about migrant crooks.
So it goes.
Reeva drives to her death.
So it goes.
Cardinal told to quit by pope.
So it goes.
10 free oriental lily bulbs.
So it goes.
Plus Page 3 girl guaranteed every day!

My last boyfriend used to say;
"No wonder you're so depressed if you keep reading all this crap."
I think he had a point.