Shakespeare: Mad MP Warns Of 'Romeo & Julio' Threat To The Kiddies

“If we are to re-construct official and business documentation and to replace “Husband and Wife” with “spouses” and “partners” where will this stop? Will Shakespeare and Milton and The Holy Bible be re-written also? Will only “correctly” expurgated literature be allowed to be used in the classroom?”

Sir Roger Gale MP writing in a letter to Thanet Extra.
Erm, no.
No, none of this will happen, but thanks for asking.