Religious News: Collective Insanity

This is the Coptic Pope.
Yes, there's another Pope!
Or at least there was.
He's dead, but they've propped him up so people can pay tribute to his sheer dead pope-iness.
Brilliant!
In other news, a football player has had a cardiac arrest.
We have been asked to pray for him.
As opposed to hoping advances in medical science can save his life, and thanking the doctors and nurses who are helping him.
I love religion, me.
It makes so much sense.
Yay!