Christian Voice: You're 'Avin' A Larf!

Stephen Green was on Channel 4 for less than two minutes last night.
You can watch it here if thou wilt.
He introduced himself as "National Director of Christian Voice - a Christian lobby group".
Which is as disingenuous as me saying I'm the National Director of Fagburn - a gay lobby group.
There's only one person in Christian Voice - Stephen Green.
I was more than happy for Channel 4 to give Mr Green some airtime - it's part of a series of spots on Homosexuality and Religion, so opposing voices and counter arguments are also being heard.
Moreover, I'm a great believer in freedom of speech.
But the reason I really love Stephen Green's ever-so Christian voice being heard is because he always comes across as someone who is absolutely bonkers.
We should have pay for a nightly TV ad featuring Green ranting away, then at the end print the slogan; "This is what a homophobe looks like."
Being anti-gay would quickly become more uncool than a caravan park.
He is obsessed with homosexuality.
Fagburn has his suspicions as to why this might be, but it's probably best not to say it on a public forum.
Have a look at his website christianvoice.org.uk - it's completely bobbins!
Anyway, to do my little bit to spread the word of our Lord, Fagburn has lovingly transcribed yesterdays 4thought by Stephen Green.

"Anyone who says that homosexual activity is not prohibited in the pages of the Bible is having a laugh.
I'm Stephen Green. I'm national director of Christian Voice which is a Christian lobby group.
The heterosexual model is not [sic] superior to the homosexual one because it's based on the word of god, it's based on the designs of god for humankind.
Homosexuals can never be one flesh so they have to press into like sexual duty parts of the body that aren't designed for that.
God's plan for human sexuality is heterosexual.
And we go right to the very end of the Bible in the Book of Revelation, where John says that the people outside the kingdom of God include "dogs" which is rather unfortunate Greek slang for homosexual men.
There is something inherently destructive about the homosexual lifestyle because it's based on a lie, that homosexuality is equivalent to heterosexual love and marriage - and it can't ever be.
What we have today is a society which is being increasingly secularised.
Half of marriages ending in divorce. Half of children growing up with [sic] their natural father.
We're seeing people can not be elected or even selected as a political candidate these days if they do not accept the full homosexual agenda.
We're seeing a homosexualisation of society, we're not reproducing ourselves.
Except in the Muslim population - it's not [mad laugh] Muslim mums' fault if they're having five or six children they're doing what the lord god has designed their bodies to do.
But in 30 years our dying civilisation is going to be taken over by a stronger one, and the obvious candidate is Islam.
And, well, the gays are not going to like it very much under that system."

If you'd like to discuss any of the issues raised by this programme, why not give Stephen Green a call?
His phone number is 01994 484 544.
God bless you.