Joe McElderry: Coming Out - A User's Guide

In the wake of Joe McElderry stating the fucking obvious coming out last Saturday, The Guardian Guide offers a handy cut-out-and-keep (Guardian) guide; 'How To Come Out Of The Closet In The Tabloids'.
It's quite amusing.
But they miss out "Only come out after a tabloid has told you they have some dirt on you."
And the best retort I heard to "The moment I realised was..." tosh is to ask "What were you thinking about when you were wanking then?"
Anyway, Fagburn is off to Brighton Pride - have a great weekend and remember it's a wonderful world...