Britain's second most boring gay man has written his autobiography.
Mere words can not convey my - or indeed the entire world's - total lack of interest.
Remaindered shops here we come!
Thursday, 30 August 2012
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Who's the first!?"
Obviously there's a lot of competition, but the gold medal for sheer hand-eating boringness has to go to Patrick Smugtwit.
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ReplyDeleteFuck knows.
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