Thursday 30 August 2012

Scott Mills: Bye

Britain's second most boring gay man has written his autobiography.
Mere words can not convey my - or indeed the entire world's - total lack of interest.
Remaindered shops here we come!

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    "Who's the first!?
    Who's the first!?"

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    1. Obviously there's a lot of competition, but the gold medal for sheer hand-eating boringness has to go to Patrick Smugtwit.

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