'As of last night Tian Tian and Yang Guang had failed to mate, leaving
keepers, tourists, biologists and zoo accountants frustrated...
'The failure of 20-stone Yang Guang to perform has left many of the zoo’s
staff
underwhelmed. “He just needs to grab her and get on with it,” said
Rachel
Goddard, who works in the zoo’s communications department. “She’s still
keen, but it’s fading off now.”
'Ms Goddard assured zoo visitors that Yang Guang was not gay, just
inexperienced'
The Times.
Not sure if The Times' cartoon above is utilising a same-sex metaphor.
You may remember after the election the popularity of portraying Cameron and Clegg as a gay couple, most often in Brokeback Mountain homage.
Does this mean this is the end of the affair?
"I wish I knew how to quit you" etc.
Or maybe it just means that Nick Clegg is fucked?
"You know friend, this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory
situation."
Thursday, 5 April 2012
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