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Something of a classic of its kind, I think.
The Mail has gone totally batshit because the arch bigot O'Brien said over the weekend; "I am saying to the prime minister, look, don’t just protect your very rich colleagues in the financial industry, consider the moral obligation to help the poor of our country."
Cause that Jesus bloke didn't say anything about helping the poor, did he?
And he never stopped going on about the farking queers.
I'd love to read the Gospel According To The Daily Mail.
Can someone write one, please?