Fagburn: Today's Newspaper Round-Up

Elton John's had another baby - yes, deffo this time • Some blurry mobile phone photos of a building site in Vauxhall • Even more stuff about Burchillgate; "Gor blimey love, can't you take a joke?" etc • Loads of crap gags about horse meat burgers we nicked off Twitter • Plus: Are Gays to blame? >>> • Editorial: Bomb Mali? Fuck yeah! • Jordan's got married to that gaybe bloke she met last week - what could possibly go wrong? • Baffling cartoon about Cameron's EU speech • Daily Mail readers sent mental by "gay planet" on Star Wars game; "Not exactly the same as here they mix and mingle among us. Idiotic for games to jump on the bandwagon but makes sense in the deconditioning phase." etc etc • Readers share their memories of Blockbuster Video/HMV/Jessops/Universal child benefit • Isn't it cold? • More when we make it up...

PS Going to Dee's funeral, might see you later. x