Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Advice: So You've Been Queerbashed...

What's the first thing you do?

1. Go to hospital?

2. Report it to the police?

3. Take a photo of yourself and post it online?

4. Send out a press release (please enclose photo).

• Picture posed by Bruce Weber model.

Any similarity between this blogpost and anyone's recent display of vanity is entirely coincidental.
Gay men get beaten up every day - welcome to the real world.
Yes, it's hell.
We know that.
Ours often go unmarked, unrecorded, and we're left to cry and scream alone - but this one matters because it's the wonderful and important YOU!
As ever: The First Rule Of Fagburn; Run. From. The. Vain!

6 comments:

  1. Who are you talking about?

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  2. Xtra points on X factor

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  3. ^ That would only feed their vanity.

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    1. ^ I wouldn't want to feed their vanity, whoever they are.

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    2. Might do a top 10 soon.
      Usual rates for including them in a made-up meeja poll, natch...

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  4. Apparently it's okay to queerbash vain gays, then. No blaming the victim here. Noooo.

    And that oh-so-humble, media-shy variety of victim hood which gets Fagburn's seal of approval has really worked out for us thus far hasn't it.

    As insightful as ever, Fagburn. Thank you.

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