What's the first thing you do?
1. Go to hospital?
2. Report it to the police?
3. Take a photo of yourself and post it online?
4. Send out a press release (please enclose photo).
• Picture posed by Bruce Weber model.
Any similarity between this blogpost and anyone's recent display of vanity is entirely coincidental.
Gay men get beaten up every day - welcome to the real world.
Yes, it's hell.
We know that.
Ours often go unmarked, unrecorded, and we're left to cry and scream alone - but this one matters because it's the wonderful and important YOU!
As ever: The First Rule Of Fagburn; Run. From. The. Vain!
Wednesday 23 January 2013
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Who are you talking about?
ReplyDeleteXtra points on X factor
ReplyDelete^ That would only feed their vanity.
ReplyDelete^ I wouldn't want to feed their vanity, whoever they are.
DeleteMight do a top 10 soon.
DeleteUsual rates for including them in a made-up meeja poll, natch...
Apparently it's okay to queerbash vain gays, then. No blaming the victim here. Noooo.
ReplyDeleteAnd that oh-so-humble, media-shy variety of victim hood which gets Fagburn's seal of approval has really worked out for us thus far hasn't it.
As insightful as ever, Fagburn. Thank you.